someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
your feelings go in the tags not in the caption
Oh, pardon me, my brain just freaking exploded.
stomach: did i fucking stutter
kyoko kirigiri is the cutest thing ever and if you don’t think so please try again
WOOO YEAH I LOVE THIS SONG !!!!! PAR-TAY!!!!
OMFG R U FCKN SERIOUSSSS????????? IM SO GUNNA PAUZE IT NOW***le pause @ 00:30****
uh hey harrie
wot do u know???
BUTT I DINT DO ANYTHING????
WOT IS GOIN ON???????
I don’t even know what i laughed hardest at, just everything, from the porn being in another tab to his reactions and the comments i cannot
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
you really really must call a bee keeper!
My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere. We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen. I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend. My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house. He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them. He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one. The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away. All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated. Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!
There’s this bee keeping institute near my school and they showed me lots of stuffs and there was this one guy who even dipped his finger unto the honeycomb! 8D
They also explained that most of the workers are female and that it is only the male bees that have stingers. [[Or that’s what I remember… Sorry, it was some time ago and I’m a bit lazy to look it up right now…]] =v=
Also, if you are afraid of bees just keep calm. Ignore them and they will ignore you. ^w^
But also, if you do not like attracting bees then do not wear perfume or scented lotion cause I think that attracts them. =.=
So yeah… Bees are safe ok? ^w^
No, females have stings, males do nothing but mate and die. males may or may not have stings. And people, bees only sting if they HAVE to, if they sting, they die a painful death. Don’t swat or scare bees and don’t kill them please!
What breeding for a shiny Pokémon feels like, in case you were curious.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)